Jokes

Here are a few Combat Dome or InfoDome related jokes to keep you entertained during the long, slow hours as your brain turns to mush…
Most of them are courtesy of Calum, who has an overactive gag reflex (See comments section)

Light Bulb Jokes
The light bulb joke is a time honoured gag revolving entirely around the replacement of a simple household lighting device…

How many NPCs does it take to change a light bulb?
Just the one, but we'll use several thousand for added drama.

How many Combat Dome Characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You only need Springheel, he'll screw anywhere.

How many PCs from the FFVII Game does it take to change a light bulb?
It's a forgone conclusion, they can't change anything.

How many RPG Gamers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three - One to screw it in, one to hold the ladder and one to replace whoever dies in the inevitable fight.

How many Info Dome members does it take to change a light bulb?
One - He holds the bulb near the ceiling, and before long the space in the middle disappears.

How many People From The FFVII Universe does it take to screw in a light bulb?
According to their physics, the bulb can screw itself in.

How many GMs does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he's liable to change his mind half way through.

How many Stupidity Point-Outers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three - One screws the bulb, the second holds the ladder and the third snarkily points out that this is the one bulb in the room that doesn't need changing.

How many CD Founders does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends how soon you want it done…

How many Hojos does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you won't like what it changes into.

How many Combat Dome Players does it take to change a light bulb?
At least four to start with, but only one will see it through…

How many Summons does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as you like, but Phoenix would bring the dead one back…

How many Discworld Characters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder, and one to convince the wizards to transport them to a world where light bulbs exist…

Two Cows Jokes
You have two cows. This is a fundamental truth of the universe. The humour lies in using these two cows to demonstrate the kind of person you are…

The Gamemaster
You have two cows. You destroy one because it doesn't work and after running with the other one for a while you decide you'd rather have a leopard after all…

Springheel Jack
You have two cows. You rape one, kill the other and burn what's left for giggles.

The Jokester
You have two cows. You send one to attack the Gamemaster's own cows out of spite, and the other you exchange for an aardvark because it seemed funny at the time.

"Jack"
You have two cows. This cannot go well.

Bob (Gaia)
You have two cows. You kill them for no particular reason. You see nothing wrong with this.

The Sourceworlder
At the moment you have two Ambigumous Puzuma, but in a week or two you'll exchange them for two chocobos.

Hojo
You have two cows. You turn one into a monster and have it kill the other one for no apparent reason.

Hojo… Again
you have two cows. After a simple cloning procedure, you have an unlimited number of super-cow-warriors.

Loki
You have two cows. You experiment on one, cackling maniacally, then have a sudden change of heart when the other turns out to be a calf.

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